Post by Busted Knuckle Racing on Jun 30, 2004 19:50:19 GMT -5
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP...
1. IF YOU GO TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER AND COME BACK ON MONDAY WITHOUT IT
2. IF YOU USE A HOSE TO CLEAN THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
3. WHEN A SCRATCH OR A DENT IS A BEAUTY MARK
4. YOU ROLL IT OVER AND DON'T GET UPSET
5. YOUR MOM CAN'T GET IN WITH OUT HELP
6. YOU JUDGE EVERY HILL BY HOW MUCH FUN IT WOULD TO BE CLIMB IT
7. YOU PUKE WHEN YOU SEE A RAV4
8. WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE WAVE IS AND YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
9. YOU GET CUSTOM PIN-STRIPPING FROM TRAIL BRUSH
10.IF IT TAKES MORE THAN 6 HOURS TO GET DONUTS
11.WHEN YOU PULL INTO THE UNPLOWED PARKING SPOTS ON SNOWY DAYS
12.WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR FRIENDS WHEELING AND THEY SAY
"WHAT TRAIL I DON'T SEE A TRAIL"
13.YOUR FRIENDS WON'T RIDE WITH YOU, THEY DON'T WANT TO END UP IN THE
BOONIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
14.WHEN YOUR BOSS ASK S HIS SECRETARY TO TELL YOU TO WASH YOUR VEHICLE
15.WHEN YOU FINALLY WASH OFF THE MUD EVERYONE THINKS YOU BOUGHT A
NEW VEHICLE
16.WHEN YOU CAN SEE OVER A SUBURBAN
17.YOU CARRY EMERGENCY SUPPLIES,CLOTHING,YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE
YOU WILL END UP
18.WHEN YOUR ROCKSLIDERS BATTLE ROCKS?..AND WIN
19.WHEN IT RAINS AND YOU DON'T CARE THAT YOUR TOP AND DOORS ARE
HOME IN THE GARAGE
20.WHEN YOU DRIVE AROUND LOOKING AT XMAS LIGHTS TOPLESS
21.WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR SPARK PLUGS IN THE PARKING LOT AT WORK
ON A BREAK?
22.WHEN YOUR "PARTS DEPT" IS ON BLOCKS BEHIND YOUR HOUSE
23.WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR WIFE WHEELING AND SHE HAS TO FLIP YOUR
VEHICLE BACK ON IT'S WHEELS
24.WHEN YOU USE YOUR ICE SCRAPER ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR WINDSHIELD
25.YOU GET MORE HEAT FROM HOLES IN THE FLOORBOARDS THAN THROUGH
THE HEATER VENTS
26.PASSENGERS SCREAM "DON'T ROLL IT" WHEN RIDING WITH YOU
27.EVERY PAGE OF YOUR REPAIR MANUAL HAS GREASY FINGERPRINTS
28.YOU SPEND MORE TIME UNDER YOUR VEHICLE THAN UNDER YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER
29.WINTER COMES AND YOU CAN REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT YOUR TOP
30.WHEN THE MANAGER OF THE CARWASH WON'T LET YOU IN
31.YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT SMILE WHEN YOU FIX
EVERYTHING YOURSELF
32.WHEN YOU THINK "MUD BROWN" SHOULD BE A FACTORY PAINT COLOR
33.WHEN YOU SLAM THE DOOR AND CHUNKS OF DRIED MUD CRUMBLE
TO THE GROUND
34.WHEN YOU FEEL SORRY FOR SOMEONE IN A $50,000 TOYOTA LAND CRUSIER
35.WHEN YOU HAVE ALL YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS MEMORIZED
36.YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND REFUSES TO GET IN IT
37.YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ON THE STREET WHO DOESN'T PLOW THEIR DRIVEWAY
38.YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR $5,000 STEREO OVER THE HOWL OF YOUR TIRES ON
THE PAVEMENT
39.YOU HAVE A HIGH-WATER MARK INSIDE THE VEHICLE
40. ANY TIRE THAT ISN'T WAIST HIGH LOOKS LIKE A BAGEL
1. IF YOU GO TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER AND COME BACK ON MONDAY WITHOUT IT
2. IF YOU USE A HOSE TO CLEAN THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
3. WHEN A SCRATCH OR A DENT IS A BEAUTY MARK
4. YOU ROLL IT OVER AND DON'T GET UPSET
5. YOUR MOM CAN'T GET IN WITH OUT HELP
6. YOU JUDGE EVERY HILL BY HOW MUCH FUN IT WOULD TO BE CLIMB IT
7. YOU PUKE WHEN YOU SEE A RAV4
8. WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE WAVE IS AND YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
9. YOU GET CUSTOM PIN-STRIPPING FROM TRAIL BRUSH
10.IF IT TAKES MORE THAN 6 HOURS TO GET DONUTS
11.WHEN YOU PULL INTO THE UNPLOWED PARKING SPOTS ON SNOWY DAYS
12.WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR FRIENDS WHEELING AND THEY SAY
"WHAT TRAIL I DON'T SEE A TRAIL"
13.YOUR FRIENDS WON'T RIDE WITH YOU, THEY DON'T WANT TO END UP IN THE
BOONIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
14.WHEN YOUR BOSS ASK S HIS SECRETARY TO TELL YOU TO WASH YOUR VEHICLE
15.WHEN YOU FINALLY WASH OFF THE MUD EVERYONE THINKS YOU BOUGHT A
NEW VEHICLE
16.WHEN YOU CAN SEE OVER A SUBURBAN
17.YOU CARRY EMERGENCY SUPPLIES,CLOTHING,YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE
YOU WILL END UP
18.WHEN YOUR ROCKSLIDERS BATTLE ROCKS?..AND WIN
19.WHEN IT RAINS AND YOU DON'T CARE THAT YOUR TOP AND DOORS ARE
HOME IN THE GARAGE
20.WHEN YOU DRIVE AROUND LOOKING AT XMAS LIGHTS TOPLESS
21.WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR SPARK PLUGS IN THE PARKING LOT AT WORK
ON A BREAK?
22.WHEN YOUR "PARTS DEPT" IS ON BLOCKS BEHIND YOUR HOUSE
23.WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR WIFE WHEELING AND SHE HAS TO FLIP YOUR
VEHICLE BACK ON IT'S WHEELS
24.WHEN YOU USE YOUR ICE SCRAPER ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR WINDSHIELD
25.YOU GET MORE HEAT FROM HOLES IN THE FLOORBOARDS THAN THROUGH
THE HEATER VENTS
26.PASSENGERS SCREAM "DON'T ROLL IT" WHEN RIDING WITH YOU
27.EVERY PAGE OF YOUR REPAIR MANUAL HAS GREASY FINGERPRINTS
28.YOU SPEND MORE TIME UNDER YOUR VEHICLE THAN UNDER YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER
29.WINTER COMES AND YOU CAN REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT YOUR TOP
30.WHEN THE MANAGER OF THE CARWASH WON'T LET YOU IN
31.YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT SMILE WHEN YOU FIX
EVERYTHING YOURSELF
32.WHEN YOU THINK "MUD BROWN" SHOULD BE A FACTORY PAINT COLOR
33.WHEN YOU SLAM THE DOOR AND CHUNKS OF DRIED MUD CRUMBLE
TO THE GROUND
34.WHEN YOU FEEL SORRY FOR SOMEONE IN A $50,000 TOYOTA LAND CRUSIER
35.WHEN YOU HAVE ALL YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS MEMORIZED
36.YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND REFUSES TO GET IN IT
37.YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ON THE STREET WHO DOESN'T PLOW THEIR DRIVEWAY
38.YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR $5,000 STEREO OVER THE HOWL OF YOUR TIRES ON
THE PAVEMENT
39.YOU HAVE A HIGH-WATER MARK INSIDE THE VEHICLE
40. ANY TIRE THAT ISN'T WAIST HIGH LOOKS LIKE A BAGEL
